I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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