nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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