this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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