There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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