oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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