i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Everclear isn't food dammit
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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