You work out of a Hotel?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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