I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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