tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Do plants get herpes?
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