There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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