Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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