Can Purell be used as lube?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Everyone says I win the strip club
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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