their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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