I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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