this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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