Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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