And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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