Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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