I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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