I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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