This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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