I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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