i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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