i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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