epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I'm really busy with my period
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