Don't you send me to vm
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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