Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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