So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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