Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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