The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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