We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
