He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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