How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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