People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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