i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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