Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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