Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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