I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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