i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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