I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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