talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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