Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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