he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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