I CAN MOONWALK!
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
