its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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