Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I need a burrito and a hug.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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