wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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