That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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