if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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