I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think people are normalizing furries
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
