Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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