im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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