i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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