I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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